I couldn't even finish reading CyberJesus' replies. I was laughing so hard I snarted.
just n from bethel
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About the Adam and Eve time gap....
by Lozhasleft inwhat's got me a bit befuddled is this.... when eve was created she was physically perfect right?
and apparently god blessed them which counted as a marriage.
so....that means that satan's deception of eve must have been almost immediate?....because being perfect she would have conceived virtually straight away, surely?
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A roaring current of change.... Is The Watchtower in the process of a major overhaul of their religion?
by koolaid-man ina roaring current of change..... what is going on at the world headquarters of jehovah's witnesses?
in the last couple of years unprecedented changes in policy, procedure, and doctrine have been coming forth in rapid fire sequence.
this uninterrupted episode of new information is beginning to backfire for the rank and file witnesses.
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just n from bethel
Farkel, Villa, and Shamus all I can say is:
ditto
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So me, of all people, had a religious experience
by sabastious ini was sitting in my garage, as i often do, to chill out and i actually ended up becoming angry.. so here i am, in my garage, kicking it on the stool for the drum set that is in there (i am a pianist/composer, not a drummer).
i start to think about all the crazy stuff that transpires on this planet.
we have all seen shows and heard stories or maybe even witnessed events that don't add up.
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just n from bethel
SBC, great read - but you're just a rationalist with your rationalist propoganda trying to rain on the parade of someone who had a supernatural experience. you poo poo head you -quit trying to ruin someone's communication with god.
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Why do you post here?
by MrFreeze inso, why do you post here?.
do you post here because you are currently trapped in the jw's?.
do you post here to help those currently trapped?.
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just n from bethel
I post here because I have both visions and literal discussions with my lord baby Jesus. He tells me that everyone has his name wrong though, and that i should come here and tell them to pronounce it Jehiccup Micaca. I speak only the truth that my lord tells me in the reality of my mind.
A master over Christ
Anarchy to you all!
JIFB
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Have you given up on humanity?
by d ini was thinking to myself today,people suck humans suck.i know that when i was younger i used to see myself helpng people.but now i could care less.the reason is because in reality things will never get better.i am not saying god is going to help us.i do not believe in god.i feel that no mattr what charity you give to an organization in the end it is all futile and pointless.this life we live is hard and can seem pointless.does anybody else feel that way..
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just n from bethel
Something I've found that helps me in life is a minimalist approach. To start, when you join an internet forum, choose only a letter of the alphabet as your avatar name. When you take this approach, life will become much easier. Oh wait....
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So me, of all people, had a religious experience
by sabastious ini was sitting in my garage, as i often do, to chill out and i actually ended up becoming angry.. so here i am, in my garage, kicking it on the stool for the drum set that is in there (i am a pianist/composer, not a drummer).
i start to think about all the crazy stuff that transpires on this planet.
we have all seen shows and heard stories or maybe even witnessed events that don't add up.
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just n from bethel
And FYI - I don't really do well in all the "studies" you mentioned - but I'll be happy to take them if they're giving out free white russians for participating in the surveys.
I did so awesome on my LSATs and GMATs - does that that mean anything though - other than that I didn't make a very good JW since I used my mind so well????
anything? Nothing? you went to sleep already? darn. wanted to share some kahlua with you.
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So me, of all people, had a religious experience
by sabastious ini was sitting in my garage, as i often do, to chill out and i actually ended up becoming angry.. so here i am, in my garage, kicking it on the stool for the drum set that is in there (i am a pianist/composer, not a drummer).
i start to think about all the crazy stuff that transpires on this planet.
we have all seen shows and heard stories or maybe even witnessed events that don't add up.
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just n from bethel
Megamind: You had me at hello
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So me, of all people, had a religious experience
by sabastious ini was sitting in my garage, as i often do, to chill out and i actually ended up becoming angry.. so here i am, in my garage, kicking it on the stool for the drum set that is in there (i am a pianist/composer, not a drummer).
i start to think about all the crazy stuff that transpires on this planet.
we have all seen shows and heard stories or maybe even witnessed events that don't add up.
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just n from bethel
Seriously for mindmelda - I read you. I dig your post and am more in agreement than you know. Just had a few too many white russians today. Really I should be posting on EE's infamous thread.
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So me, of all people, had a religious experience
by sabastious ini was sitting in my garage, as i often do, to chill out and i actually ended up becoming angry.. so here i am, in my garage, kicking it on the stool for the drum set that is in there (i am a pianist/composer, not a drummer).
i start to think about all the crazy stuff that transpires on this planet.
we have all seen shows and heard stories or maybe even witnessed events that don't add up.
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just n from bethel
To answer steve perry:
boredom
For megamind:
rephrasing your question, Why would an all-powerful god provide children with water, food .. or just parents that aren't dead when he takes them all away in a hurricane that wipes them all out? I don't know. I'd say the answer is that he's too busy doing card tricks for ex-JWs needing an answer to his existence. Because, you know, he's got to have his priorities straight.
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Are the nations and their rulers at fault for not recognizing Jesus' invisible rulership?
by miseryloveselders inthis week's congregation bible study focuses on chapter 18 of the come be my follower book.
paragraph 8 was a real gem, as well as the comments from the audience when going over that paragraph.
i'll type paragraphs 8 and 9 for you to read along with the ensuing questions.. 8. jesus was granted still more autority in 1914. in that year he was appointed as king of jehovah's messianic kingdom.
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just n from bethel
If you thought Jesus' pick of the first president who couldn't keep his marriage together was bad - wait 'till you see his second pick. Not only did that alchee not have it together with his wife, but his own son went on to live out his life, not as a JW, but rather ... wait for it ... as a hermit. Way to pick exemplary family men to run your organization. But hey, I guess they were better than King David when it came to family huh?